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Total Medals Earned: 262 (From 41 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,000 Points

Adventure Story

Clouds Disappear Unlocked 12/29/11
5 Points
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Shrooms are Bouncy Unlocked 12/29/11
5 Points
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Watch Your Step Unlocked 12/29/11
5 Points
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Foe Bouncer Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Foe Juggler Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Newbie Mage Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Cast a spell for the first time.
Newbie Warrior Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
The Credits Unlocked 12/29/11
10 Points
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Ice is Slippery 5 Points Stand on ice and slide around.
Lava is Hot 5 Points Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Animal Cruelty 10 Points Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Desert Dash 10 Points Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Forest Jog 10 Points Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Frost Bite 10 Points Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Glacier Run 10 Points Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Master Mage 10 Points Cast a level 3 spell.
Master Warrior 10 Points Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Self Destruction 10 Points Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Spikes are Painful 10 Points Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
Volcano Sprint 10 Points Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Balanced Skillset 25 Points Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Boss Immunity 25 Points Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Endangered Species 25 Points Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Level Grinder 25 Points Reach an experience level of 30.
Power Up 25 Points Max out your HP and MP.
Boss Hunter 50 Points Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Foe Exterminator 50 Points Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Gold Hoarder 50 Points Collect every coin in every level.
Great Adventurer 50 Points Open every treasure chest in every level.
The End 100 Points Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.

Medals Earned: 8/30 (65/600 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Happy Hatter Unlocked 1/15/10
25 Points
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Something Fishy Unlocked 1/15/10
100 Points
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Hatter, Mad 25 Points The Hatter seems Madder.
Clam Sham Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/200 points)

Alphaland

The Land Beneath Unlocked 5/8/11
5 Points
Fall through the clouds.
The Living Stars Unlocked 5/8/11
5 Points
Unlock the gate.
Becoming Unlocked 5/8/11
10 Points
The end is upon you.
Debugging Complete Unlocked 5/8/11
10 Points
Destroy all the bugs.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 6/12/09
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage Unlocked 6/12/09
5 Points
That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry Unlocked 6/12/09
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Yoko Unlocked 6/12/09
5 Points
Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz Unlocked 6/12/09
10 Points
Wololo.
Lazarus Unlocked 6/12/09
10 Points
Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha Unlocked 6/12/09
25 Points
Systems failure imminent.
Natalie Unlocked 6/12/09
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti 50 Points Master the guitar.
Masochist 50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.
Cool Story Bro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)

Bullet Heaven

Boom Unlocked 12/24/11
5 Points
Use a bomb for the first time.
Shooter Unlocked 12/24/11
10 Points
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Sniper Unlocked 12/24/11
10 Points
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Stars Everywhere Unlocked 12/24/11
10 Points
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Stray Bullets 5 Points Get killed with no enemies on screen.
500k 10 Points Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Angel Wings 10 Points Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Bullet Hell 10 Points Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Counter Attack 10 Points Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Gold Farmer 10 Points Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
I Like Swords 10 Points Play 10 levels as Matt.
Killer 10 Points Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Max Power 10 Points Fully upgrade all stats
Millionaire 10 Points Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Pew Pew Pew 10 Points Play 10 levels as Lance.
Power Up 10 Points Fully upgrade any stat.
Punching Bag 10 Points Get hit 100 times in total.
Shields On 10 Points Collect 100 power ups in total.
Slayer 10 Points Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Tree Hugger 10 Points Play 10 levels as Anna.
Ultimate Blade 10 Points Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Bronze Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Bullet Master 25 Points Complete all bonus levels.
Gold Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Pacifism 25 Points Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Perfect Run 25 Points Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Platinum Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Silver Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
The End 25 Points Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
3 Heart Challenge 50 Points Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Mass Murderer 50 Points Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Diamond Badge 100 Points Get A ranks in all 25 levels.

Medals Earned: 4/32 (35/600 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Bend Over Unlocked 3/14/11
5 Points
Die 5 Times
People Person Unlocked 3/14/11
5 Points
Run 250 people over
Tiger Blood Unlocked 3/14/11
5 Points
Activate Tiger Mode
Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/14/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/150 points)

D-Day Defender

First Blood Unlocked 6/22/09
10 Points
Kill your first enemy.
Game Over Unlocked 6/22/09
10 Points
Let history take its course.
Having a Blast Unlocked 6/22/09
10 Points
Launch your first mortar strike.
Cannon Fodder Unlocked 6/22/09
25 Points
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Collateral Unlocked 6/22/09
25 Points
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Movie Fan 10 Points Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Pacifist 10 Points Die without killing a single enemy.
FLAK Expert 25 Points Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Panzerschreck 25 Points Destroy 6 tanks.
Getting the Hang of it 50 Points Stay alive for 50 hours.
Hang in There 50 Points Regain your health after nearly dying.
Massacre 50 Points Destroy 500 enemies.
Get Out More 100 Points Survive for 250 hours.
Master Tactician 100 Points Chain 4 explosions.

Medals Earned: 5/14 (80/500 points)

Da Pink Knight

YouWin Unlocked 5/7/09
25 Points
You Win.
MaryPoppinz Unlocked 5/7/09
50 Points
Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
TKO 10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
JuiceyKisses 25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
CuttinOutSweets 50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Tilt 100 Points Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack 100 Points Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 2/10 (75/485 points)

Deliver That Fulp

You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Can't Wait Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/155 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Patience Unlocked 5/12/09
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Dance Party Unlocked 5/12/09
10 Points
Get invited to the dance party!
Giant Crab Battle Unlocked 5/12/09
10 Points
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Squigly Fish Unlocked 5/12/09
10 Points
Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy Unlocked 5/12/09
10 Points
Dispense of the boy.
The Girl Unlocked 5/12/09
10 Points
Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer Unlocked 5/12/09
25 Points
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
A Smasher is You Unlocked 5/12/09
50 Points
Win the game!
Dongle Unlocked 5/12/09
50 Points
You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash Unlocked 5/12/09
50 Points
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Backstory 10 Points Discover the backstory.
Domo Hunt 10 Points Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.
Gojira 10 Points Make a new friend!
Zero Vengeance 25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.
Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Flyby Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lestor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 10/19 (230/430 points)